Happy Monday, Spursland! Our old friends theroosevelts booked Sunday night off from compiling your favourite
news and links article piece of filler at the top of the page where you discuss TV you watched last night to "have a little 'me' time". Having naturally chosen to spend my weekend studying chapters from Leveticus, working on the fourth aria of my new symphony, and writing on the virtues of sobriety and being kind to animals, I'm thus stepping in once again to guide you through the inky spiritual blackness of a Monday morning. Below is your theme of the day.
Yo La Tengo - "Nothing To Hide" (via Matador Records)
And now the "news"
Just to put this in context, this is the same club that placed some of its goal burden on the grotesquely-puppeteered remains of David Villa last season.
Cardiff have big debts to sort out and still have to pay off some of Caulker's fee? So we might just be taking him back on a free instead? HAHAHAHABUSINESS.jpg
The only treble anyone associated with West Ham enjoyed last season, discounting the ones poured directly into Andy Carroll's mouth by a Bigg Market barmaid during his 'rehab' period.
Yo Harry you're a writer is Cesc that type?
IT'S COMING HOME! IT'S COMING HOME! IT'S COMING! THE ENGLAND JET IS COMING BACK HOME EARLY FROM BRAZIL! FULL OF DOWNCAST PARIAHS! IT'S COMING!
The players were said to have laughed off the notorious figure of fun's attempts to pretend to be an international-standard footballer as Tom Cleverley was ejected from the airport.
Most notable for Clint Dempsey momentarily forgetting who he is.
Evidently Zlatan has a soft spot for Belgium- I mean why else would he feign what human beings call an 'injury' to avoid having to crush the morale and hopes of their entire XI on his own.