The inspiration Spurs need to succeed

Today twitter reminded us of one of Liverpool's most significant accomplishments last year. No, not Suarez scoring a bajillion goals. No, not nearly winning the title for the first time in over 20 years. No, not even Steven Gerrard slipping and falling and single-handedly ruining his one chance of ever fulfilling his dreams.

No dear reader, it was one bold fan's loving paean to his hero Jordan Henderson. Presented to you in all its unadulterated acrostic glory:

@Zonal_Marking @_Maleven @eaamalyon here it is pic.twitter.com/fdXvJCMvFU

— Jonathan Liew (@jonathanliew) July 11, 2014

Through his masterfully poetic economy of language, in a mere nine words he elegantly captures the essence of this great midfielder. Heroic! Engine! Explorer! Huh? Wait, Sealing? Neighborly??

Truly wondrous. Though we cannot hope to reach these dizzying lyrical heights, we of Cartilage Free Captain have dared to put pen to page in a humble attempt to capture the spirit of some of Tottenham's finest (and a few other players besides).

Shit
Hell
Erm...
Ridiculous
WTF
OMG
Oh God
Dammit

Shot stopped 
Oh man
Left of post
Dammit
Almost
D'Oh
Oh god

Lost
Alien
Man
Extremely
Lonely
Assistance required

Corn fed
Hardy
Abs
Doesn't
Like
Initiative

Displayed
Amorous
Willie
Shall be
Outsourced
Next

He's
On:
LinkedIn
Tumblr
Buzzfeed
Youtube

Bahaha
Aahaha
Ehehehe

Kicks
Ass by
Next
Easter

Poor
Old
Chap
Hasn't
Even
Time 
To
Inspect
New 
Office
(courtesy of @williemcquaid)

Friendly
Reliable
Energetic
Umlaut
Neighbor
Deustche

Ripped
One
Shot
Ever

Tricks
One,
Waltzes
Near,
Shot
Evades
Net
Deliberately.

Sublime
And  
Nuanced 
Destroyer
Red Card Tackle Against
Out For Season

Leaves
Everyone
Numb,
Now
Offsides,
Nuts

Pure
Aggression,
Rotates,
Kicks
Everyone,
Rotates

Not
All that
Useful
Good
Hustle
Terrific
On
Norwich

Very
Eagerly
Requesting
Transfer
Outta
N17,
Gonna
Happily
Escape to
Nou Camp

Knee
Abjectly
Broken
Oh god 
Update
Lovren

Must 
Ingest
Dough
Often

Terribly racist,
England's finest
Racist
Racistly
Yearning to insult minorities

Sublime
Poetry
Urwelcome
Really
Slow news day