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Happy Wednesday Spursland! I can't say much, but something big is coming. Something that will make a lot of you hate Skipjack even more. And that makes me so very, very happy.
And now the"news"
Max Kruse To Spurs- Off The Post
His name sounds like a half assed attempt by a Hollywood screen writer to come up with a vaguely German sounding name for an antagonist. Max Kruse is a name that can be found on a discarded legal pad in the Hollywood Hills along with 23 other crossed out names before you find the words Hans Gruber circled a million times at the bottom of the list.
Maybe The Most Baffling Thing To Ever Appear In The Hoddle, Just Guessing- The Boy Hotspur
Apparently the old guy was crazy or something, but just the picture in this article has got to out-weird anything else ever linked here.
These World Cup Players Earned A Big Payday- SB Nation Soccer
Hurray for money! Ugh, they can't all set the world on fire, folks.
Conte Resigns From Juve- Black And White And Read All Over
Could the name of that blog be any god damn longer? That's carpal tunnel waiting to happen.
Sanchez To Be Central To Arsenal Plans- The Short Fuse
Central? I thought he was a winger.