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Friday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For July 18, 2014

Tottenham Hotspur news and links, with preseason!

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Clive Rose

Happy Friday, Spursland! Tomorrow, It's on. The boys are in in the heart of overrated crab county, that's right Seattle and the preseason is on, Jack. Are you going to be there feverishly grinding your nether regions on the nearest object overcome by your closeness to Tom Carroll? You won't be alone because,

we're here.

Okay, I am not there but others are. Shut up it was a cool way to say that.

And now the "news"

Sandro To Miss North American Tour- Guardian

Also set to miss the preseason tour is Vlad Chvrches who may still be hung over from his honeymoon.

Liverpool Back In For Davies- Telegraph

Oh for fucks sake stop trying, Rogers! He doesn't like you! Stop standing outside his window holding the boom box over your head. IT IS NOT IN YOUR EYES AND THERE IS NO LIGHT OR HEAT.

Spanish Football Teams Owe €23 Million In Unpaid Salaries- SB Nation Soccer

Which is great news for Toni Kroos!

Real Madrid Close To €80 Million Deal For James -Managing Madrid

Does this mean we can have Bale back?

Owen Said Lallana Could Be A Star- Liverpool Offside

Who is a bigger star before the year is out Lallana or Lana?