Happy Friday, Spursland! Tomorrow, It's on. The boys are in in the heart of overrated crab county, that's right Seattle and the preseason is on, Jack. Are you going to be there feverishly grinding your nether regions on the nearest object overcome by your closeness to Tom Carroll? You won't be alone because,
And now the "news"
Also set to miss the preseason tour is Vlad Chvrches who may still be hung over from his honeymoon.
Oh for fucks sake stop trying, Rogers! He doesn't like you! Stop standing outside his window holding the boom box over your head. IT IS NOT IN YOUR EYES AND THERE IS NO LIGHT OR HEAT.
Which is great news for Toni Kroos!
Does this mean we can have Bale back?
Who is a bigger star before the year is out Lallana or Lana?