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Tuesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For July 22, 2014

Tottenham Hotspur news and notes, making Brix sad.

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Happy Holy Crap Today is the Day, Spursland! Today we kick that half-a-Dane (see Icelandic history if that doesn't sound right) with his vaguely cat-like face to the curb and back to the mid-table where he belongs. And in his place comes a young up-and-coming killer!

That reminds me, is Benny still alive?

And now the "news"

Poch Looking To Land Big Money Bale Successor- Telegraph

Oh yeah, now we are talking, GIT SUM! GIT SUM! WOOOOO HOO HOO HOO! That's right, who's a big club? We are, that's who. Is this a good idea? I don't know. Kevin is on vacation and Ryan and I are on opposite costs so when one of us is passed out asleep, the other is funneling beer into their gullet, and vice versa. And they are, you know, the people that tell me what to think about things.

Annoying Princedom Known For High-End Gambling And Tuxedo Wearing In For Griezmann- Marca

Okay, maybe we aren't a big enough club. And maybe my brain isn't big enough if you go by that headline. It's as if my goal was to illustrate exactly how little I know about this fine upstanding tax haven-come-nation state. And nobody better give me any shit in the comments about it not meeting the true definition of a nation state. I figured they had never really done anything bad to me (or anyone else because there army is like six dudes with .22's riding around in a Maybach) so after i took a cut at them or the tax thing I gave them a little positivity.

FIFA's Investigation Into 2018 And 2022 World Cup Selection Results Will Not Be Made Public- SB Nation Soccer

If you are out there and thought there was even the smallest chance you would be able to see any of those reports with them not redacted down to the pronouns then you are about as dumb as Charlie Brown when Lucy says she will hold the football for him. You think Putin was shaking in his boots about this investigation causing him to loose the 2018 World Cup and a chance to bilk the public out of more billions for him and his buddies? He is too busy having Russian soldiers pretending to be Ukrainian nationals as they fight a "civil war" outside Donetsk.

Stevie G Retires From International Football- SB Nation Soccer

I am sure that somewhere Liverpool fans are talking about how now that he's freed up to focus only on Liverpool, the Reds are surely bound to win the double this season.

How Good Can Bale Be- Managing Madrid

This, for some reason, upsets me and it shouldn't. It's not like you get mad when someone drags the name of a past significant other through the muck. Unless you are me and you have problems in your mind think place.