Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014

Happy Thursday Spursland! Oh the joy, finally both Swansea and Tottenham stopped their never ending game and announced the transfers.  Good, great, moving on.

And now the "news"

Well This Is Awkward Now, I Guess Harry Wins?-Spurs Official

So I guess this explains why the Tottenham social media has bean absolute crap for the last 6 months or so, they have a new Social media on screen dude, and he can't carry the old guys jock.  Seriously he does an unnecessary walk and talk over the same area twice in a row.  Aaron Sorkin didn't do that much walk and talk because, well he is a professional.

Beasley Signs With Houston-SB Nation Soccer

Big welcome home to the Beaz as he is called in my house when he calls up just to shoot the shit and mock Landon Donovan's acting ability.

Alphabet Soup Expect To Announce Lampard Deal Any Day Now-SB Nation Soccer

Look if your acronym is over three letters I needs to spell out some wacky name like SHIELD or UNICEF or CaBIG.

Fox Needs To Turn It's Soccer Coverage Around Now-SB Nation Soccer

Because it sucks in a way that rivals the fine products from our friends at Dyson. Those guys make quality products and use only the finest Malaysian labor to do it.

Ronaldo Pretends To Be Michael Jackson, is Bad At it-SB Nation

Soccer players, please stick to kicking balls, the thing you are good at and God gave you talent to do.  Please, because you are embarrassing yourselves trying to do impressions of New Yorkers, or dance, or speak coherently about anything other than concussions on TV (I'm looking at you,Taylor Twellman).