Happy Monday Spursland! It's nearly the end of July- about that time when Etienne Capoue starts telling the cashier at Nando's 'just a side of spicy rice with my double chicken fillet burger, the season's starting soon'. What was your favourite moment of the Spurs tour this summer? Leave your thoughts in the comments section of a site that does that sort of twee nonsense, because we really don't care.
Below is your theme of the day- you'll listen to it, and by God you'll like it too sonny Jim.
Honeyblood - Killer Bangs (OFFICIAL VIDEO) (via Honeyblood)
And now the "news"
Guess he's one we should have left back at the training facilities this preseason, amirite LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. It's funny because he's not very good at his job.
Imagine being that Arsenal fan who wants an album of photos with Spurs players. Just imagine it for a moment.
I hear he was so stunned when he heard people thought he was angling for a move there that he nearly lost his grip on the chassis of the Barca tour bus.
But could he do it on a wet Saturday night in Sto-... never mind.
Rodgers claims he's looking for the Croatian to fill a leadership void at Anfield. Steven Gerrard, in the immortal words of Rio Ferdinand- you have been effaced in a way that might provoke umbrage and ennui.
You really don't want to go to Madrid, Antoine. Out there, they think two anchovies in a half-inch of olive oil constitutes a meal. Seriously, just think about what you're doing.
Pitch invasion selfies should be punished with a lifetime ban from all football stadia, club shops and five-a-side pitches. I'm deadly serious about this.
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