Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 7, 2014

Happy Monday Spursland! And here we go guys down to the last four in the World Cup.  Thank God, we can soon move on to the club season.  The World Cup is fine and all but it gets so much attention and it's a tremendous distraction from the Club season where, lets be honest the level of play is just higher.  Let's just get through this, figure out where James Rodriguez is going and get on with our lives.

And now the "news"

Forest Will Only Sell Lascelles For A Sensational Offer - Telegraph

Well, Harry Redknapp has already had a £4 million bid rejected and to be honest I don't think going much higher is a good financial move just yet.  English players go for hugely wasteful sums in England and it's ridiculous.  No wonder Mr. Levy is always bringing in top youngsters from eastern Europe or the Americas.

Lloris Expects Spurs Stay - Sky Sports

Looks like another season of keepers acting like center backs.  Hurray!

Roma Are Making Moves, Snap Up Yedlin - Chiesa Di Totti

Well, the throw a bunch of stuff at the wall and see what sticks technique really worked for Tottenham last season.Glad to see someone else trying it.

In Praise Of Colombia... - SB Nation Soccer

They got great cocaine! Thanks! I'll be here for the foreseeable future.  See?  I can be funny just like the last guy.

GIF: Ronda Rousey Retains Championship In 16 Seconds - Tireball Sports

Going by the demographics of the readership here, or at least the data that I've seen, you guys will like this for a sad variety of reasons.