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Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For August 13, 2014

Tottenham Hotspur news and links, with a call to arms.

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Mike Hewitt

Happy Wednesday, Spursland!

This, my friends, is a call to arms. I, as many of you have noticed, am a buffoon. A nincompoop. A dullard. I am also very competitive and base my self-esteem on how well I am doing against competition, no matter how silly. That brings me to tonight, when the CFC Writers League Fantasy draft happens. I don't know what I am doing and the other guys know I don't know what I am doing. Help me, Commentariat Kenobi, you're my only hope.

As a token of my love for you, I present the return of the Prancercise lady, and this time the production values have been amped up.

And now the "news"

Spurs Will Listen To Offers For 11 Players- Telegraoh

I was surprised by a handful of the players named, and by one or two that wasn't named. Not that I know stuff about this, I just hang out in the writers' room all day. How else am I going to convincingly fake knowledge about this sport, let alone this team?

Irrelevant Old Boob Tips Arsenal To Win The Title- Sky Sports

Someone didn't see Diego Costa play yesterday.

United Ban iPads And Tablets Form Old Trafford- SB Nation Soccer

Ah, signs that civilization is returning. I assume Shane will be against this.

40 Yard Free Kick, Top Corner- SB Nation Soccer

Wow, the Silverbacks are packing them into that ground. I don't know why that surprises me. I like watching soccer live. Or should I say I like watching soccer live qhilw dirt stinking drunk, and I doubt I am alone in this. However, because I am, as previously stated dirty stinking drunk, I prefer it to be a lower level of football so there aren't so many details you need to pay attention too. Football outside at a pro level, but not even MLS level sounds like a good time to me.

Player In Sweden Scores 21 Goals In One Game- SB Nation

I see Bill Belichick's brother found a job in the soccer world.