Happy Monday, Spursland! Man I bet you guys thought we were in "Dier" straights, didn't you?
And now the "news"
Yup, and because of it he turned out good.
Let me be the first to give this story a giant dumbfounded, "uh wut?"
I am going with 30% chance this is match fixing.
Kneel before the MLS kids, they are coming for your old world football souls.
Somewhere, Ryan Rosenblatt is one Dodgers loosing streak away from moving to Alaska to find a cult and work on a fishing boat. Because I am pretty sure that in Alaska you don't need much prior experience to get either one of those things off the ground.
Yes it is. You need to buy some good players and get rid of all your shit ones. I used to be able to name every god damn player in the starting lineup and almost the bench of this team. It was only 4 or 5 years ago and I put exactly no effort into knowing anything that isn't a direct interest of mine, or wasn't an important piece of news and culture. For example I know nothing about Legos, Burnley, or the collective works of Jeff Foxworthy, because obviously. As opposed to things I know an extraordinary amount about: the cooking of red meat, the sexual proclivities of certain SB Nation higher ups, and the Real Housewives of whatever fucking day of the week it is? Why? Because I stumbled on some of that information, or I felt it was important to know, or I like to have oddly specific factual examples of why my girlfriend's taste in TV shows is utter shit when I am yelling at her TV set.