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Tuesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For August 19, 2014

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Tottenham Hotspur news and links, with two giant European competitions.

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Julian Finney

Happy Tuesday, Spursland! For the first time, I had someone explain why there were two "major" European tournaments I am excited about it. I am pretty excited, but not as excited as the Mountain from Game of Thrones was while performing and winning (obviously) the Europe's World's Strongest Man Competition with dominating performances in events like" pick up the rocks" and "load the pick up truck".

And now the "news"

Fan Charged Over Very Stylish Pitch Invasion- BBC

Watching that made me very, very sad, because I knew I would never have a moment in my life that was both so punk rock, and yet so stylish. WHERE CAN I BUY THAT SHIRT.

Alex Song Available On Free Loan From Barca- Telegraph

Daniel Levy's spider sense isn't so much tingling as it is vibrating like a god damn tuning fork.

Last Weekend In European Football- The SB Nation Soccer

Yes, everything in European football. All of it.I will be consulting the EPL section heavily after my performance in fantasy last weekend

Cesc's Assist For Chelsea Will Melt Your Mind, Lead- SB Nation Soccer.

When they signed him there was a large and vocal contingent of the SB Nation staff that poo pooed the move in a big way. I was not one of them because I know that no matter what side I came down on, I am too stupid for someone not to rip me a new one. I'll just say this, anyone who thought this was a bad idea can shut up. (I'll just be over here having someone carefully explain why I am an idiot")

Lincoln City Use Jelly Babies To Diagram Tactics- SB Nation Soccer

I look forward to Sporting KC copying this and drawing up plays with BBQ ribs.