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Happy Tuesday, Spursland! Your normal Hoddler Salmon Chase is missing and presumed drunk. The rest of the masthead doesn't care about you enough to give you the news and links slash chat room you so desperately crave, but fear not dear readers, I'm here for you. And now, your news:
Olivier Giroud could miss three months with broken ankle - The Short Fuse
Sorry ladies, the handsomest man in a red shirt may not grace your television for this year's NLD. Instead, Arsenal could be forced to stick with out of position Alexis Sanchez up top for the foreseeable future. Unless of course this motivates Arsene into actually buying a real striker, like Cavani. OH GOD PANIC
Liverpool slip to 3-1 defeat at the Etihad - Liverpool Offside
Yesterday our upcoming opponents got a moderate shellacking by the blue half of Manchester. Read about why Liverpool was totally the better side until somehow they weren't and then they lost. Which is a performance I'd be glad for them to repeat this coming Sunday.
Atlanta MLS Team has Fans, Probably - SBN Soccer
But as Kevin pointed out on twitter, all the advance season ticket sales are for nothing until the stupidly named Terminus Legion gives way to a supporters group called the Footie Mob and/or Soccerboxxx/The Club Below.