Happy Monday, Spursland! I was gone for a week and literally everything that happened, happened yesterday. Oh, and everyone -- and I do mean everyone -- on the planet is trying to kill each other. I'd like at least one of those things to stop. It would make my life so much easier.
And now the news"
I am not ready to give up on this guy yet.
I refuse to believe he attempted to aim that. He just said, "fuck it, lets hit it hard."
This has to have been the check mate move in a game of Who Can Be The Bigger Douche that he and Bieber are playing. It's not like that kid did anything particularly assholic while I was away.
I have just been informed that the previous statement is incorrect because of course it is.
Ed. Note: It's Carl's Jr, not Hardees. West Coast 5ever.
LVG seems to have his work cut out for him.
This is an offensive move I call The Putin. Illegal? Yes. Blatant? Yes. Gets away with it? Of course, must be a Putin.