Happy Wednesday, Spursland! The Arizona Diamondbacks offer an 18-inch corn dog in their concession stands. and SB Nation paid someone to write about it. Enjoy your cubical job, person who is reading this.
And now the "news"
Some of you Johnny Come Latelys may not be familiar with Daniel Levy, Fastest Fax in the West But not so long ago it was a given that we would buy several players with 12 seconds to spare on deadline day and for ridiculously low money. They would often be deals there hadn't been any rumors about -- case in point, van der Vaart. The pale one hasn't done that in recent transfer windows because he had an actual budget, but it appears that it is time for us to get back to doing what we do best.
I move to christen the U-18 team "The Teenie Boppers."
Yes, those three words, in one sentence. It's like they are defying gravity like Elfaba. Because they just don't go together.
This man should be ruling a feudal Dukedom somewhere in Tuscany.
Apparently this is a big deal because several other teams, including us, were trying for this move. As someone who combs the Internet for all the little nuggets of news that don't necessarily warrant a standalone article in the site, I see literally everything Spurs related. We weren't even hallucinating the concept of signing this guy, but it's a nice pick up for Sunderland.