Good morning Spursland! With a game coming up tonight against Partizan Belgrade, your good buddy Salmon Chase was up all night researching fun facts about Serbian culture and history and crafting them Geppetto-like into the wonderful pearls of wit you've come to enjoy from this daily links post. Probably. We don't really know as there was nothing saved in the drafts this morning. So instead you get me. Soz.
Here's your Hoddle theme of the day:
And now the "news"
Well I mean it's probable that we didn't want to sell Sandro right at the start of the window before our new coach had even seen what he could do, and then right at the end of it when it was established he was a spare part we had to sell to the market that was there for him and... look, you can listen to me while you're overturning cars and lighting things on fire, guys.
I really hope there's a joke in there about Roberto Soldado, I... OH HAHAHAHA METRO YOU NEVER DISAPPOINT
Another page straight out of the Martin Samuel Guide to Living Sensibly. I myself am a huge enthusiast of Chapter 12, 'Introducing wolves to your back garden: a permanent solution to that irritating cuckoo presence'.
I advise all City fans to source a good priest as soon as possible.
Your annual reminder to get all the yucks in before they finish three places above us in May.
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