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Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For September 25, 2014

Tottenham Hotspur news and links, with a happy New Year.

Julian Finney

Happy Rosh Hashanah, Spursland! And happy New Year, Go Jews! That's what I say when I am at my girlfriend's grandparent's house during religious type meals that I usually do not fully understand. Someone blow a ram's horn!

And now the "News"

Big Poche Hails Spurs Character- Sky Sports

Showing character, or as it appeared to me, waking up and realizing the game had started. Eh, call it whatever you want.

Tottenham Fringe Players Knocking On The Door For Arsenal Trip, Says Townsend- London Evening Standard

Yeah, but you are a fringe player for a reason. You get chances to show what you can do a lot, and now we know what you can do, which is give the ball away as if you are confused as to the object of the game.

Pedro Isn't Good At Running- SB Nation Soccer

Hmmm, I would argue he is okay at running, but that he is bad a kicking the ball. But I'm nit picky.

The New Worst Miss Ever- SB Nation Soccer

Does this kid play for my JV B team? Because he would fit right in.  That's right, it's Coach Salmon reporting.

Pitch Invader Takes Selfie With Lamps- SB Nation Soccer

Of course Lamps isn't being a good sport about it. He may be a jackass, but even he recognizes how douchey this is. I guarantee that idiot thinks changing his Tinder profile pic to this will lead to increased swipes in his favor. To answer your next question, YES! I have heard about Cuddlr, the app that helps sad people who just want to cuddle up of a minute with strangers, but it's all about look for what is the next fad to break off from something when it comes to tech stuff.  That's why I am currently working on a follow up app to Cuddlr call "Just The Tip". #rimshot