Happy Friday, Spursland! Oh yeah, North London Derby weekend, baby. It's gonna be a classic, a slugfest of epic proportions, one for the ages. Basically, it's going to be everything that this hilarious video is not in a sporting event.
And now the "news"
Big Poche Respects Wenger- Guardian
Dude, I know you are new here, but get your shit together. We don't respect them, especially not this week. We are Game of Thrones, they are the Big Bang Theory. While they are more successful on paper, everyone knows they are a pile of shit and we are better.
Poche Looking To Be Aggressive Against The Stupid Heads- Sky Sports
Sounds like we might be down by two or three at the half.
The SB Nation World XI- SB Nation Soccer
SB Nation did a thing everyone else does, but they did it in a not dumb way. Suck it, Buzzfeed.
The Future Of American Soccer-SB Nation Soccer
This is bullshit and I maintain that Perry Kitchen is really the future of American soccer. You should see the gigantic grin on my face just having typed that ridiculous sentence.
Could Spurs And Arsenal Share A Stadium For A Season?- The Short Fuse
In short, yes, but only if literally the entire world is fighting each other.