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Sometimes you're chasing the salmon. Sometimes the salmon is chasing you. Messr Chase couldn't write the Hoddle this morning, so here's a couple of links to get you started.
Barahino refuses to rule out move to Liverpool or Spurs - Sabotage Times
And I refuse to rule out a permanent move to the Virgin Islands.
Emmanuel Adebayor's wages put off Parma? - Sports Mole
Arsenal offered BOOST in Morgan Schneiderlin chase as Tottenham target James McCarthy - Express
BOOST.
Meet the Tottenham fan who puts the "fan" in fanatical - Metro
Does this fan have the worst tattoo ever? It's close, but I think this guy gets the nod.