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Tuesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links January 13, 2015

Tottenham Hotspur news and links

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Happy Tuesday, Spursland! I am happy to report that by the time of this being posted somebody won the NCAA Football Championship, and all of those people are still way less cool than Lewis Holtby and, Oh god, now I am crying!

And now the "news"

United Showing Interest In Morgan Schneiderlin-Telegraph

So, I can now independently verify other peoples work that Spurs are probably not going to sign a guy that is good at a position they need, but to other richer clubs also want.

Mourinho Calls Referee Phil Dowd "Too Fat" Following Up On Tottenham Loss-Mirror

Judging by last weekend, maybe he has a point, there has to have been something going on in that game. Maybe Kane isn't that good (LOL right) and Dowd was like setting picks for him to break free of defenders? Or maybe Mourinho is just a bitter, subjective, cry baby who can't admit that sometimes you lose.

Ronaldo Wins Golden Boot, Golden Ball, Is Solid Player-SB Nation Soccer

I remember watching him play for Portugal in the Olympics just after he signed for United, but before he had played for them and the hype the commentators showered on him was amazing.  And he didn't do dick except a couple of step-overs in garbage time and I announced to all my friends this guy wouldn't amount to jack squat.  That's why I was picked to write for this website over other more qualified people.

SB Nation's MLS Mock Draft-SB Nation Soccer

Lets not pretend that any of us watch enough NCAA soccer to know what any of these mean other than we can now say we know something about what might be coming.

Garnett Is Zidane-SB Nation

That's all I have on that one.

The Macho Man Randy Savage To Be Inducted Into The WWE Hall Of Fame-Cageside Seats

I demand you, my people, pay tribute to the legend in the comments.