Happy Tuesday, Spursland! I am happy to report that by the time of this being posted somebody won the NCAA Football Championship, and all of those people are still way less cool than Lewis Holtby and, Oh god, now I am crying!
And now the "news"
So, I can now independently verify other peoples work that Spurs are probably not going to sign a guy that is good at a position they need, but to other richer clubs also want.
Judging by last weekend, maybe he has a point, there has to have been something going on in that game. Maybe Kane isn't that good (LOL right) and Dowd was like setting picks for him to break free of defenders? Or maybe Mourinho is just a bitter, subjective, cry baby who can't admit that sometimes you lose.
I remember watching him play for Portugal in the Olympics just after he signed for United, but before he had played for them and the hype the commentators showered on him was amazing. And he didn't do dick except a couple of step-overs in garbage time and I announced to all my friends this guy wouldn't amount to jack squat. That's why I was picked to write for this website over other more qualified people.
Lets not pretend that any of us watch enough NCAA soccer to know what any of these mean other than we can now say we know something about what might be coming.
That's all I have on that one.
I demand you, my people, pay tribute to the legend in the comments.