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Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For January 14, 2015

Tottenham Hotspur news and links, with no strikers.

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Happy Spursday, Spursland! So Kane Isn't going to start today. I guess we play with no striker? Do we have other strikers? Is there some guy name Adebawho? Ramble Saldoodie? Is that a guy we could play? Maybe we could start a Great Dane like they did on Happy Days when Ralph didn't show up to play goalie cause he was "seeing about a girl."

Does anyone get that reference? Could the rhetorical question be more of a writing crutch for me?

And now the "news"

Bostock Happy Rebuilding His Career In Belgium- Guardian

If you are playing in the Belgian second division I'm not sure you are allowed to have a haircut that ridiculous. but it's nice that we got our bi-yearly Bostock career rebuilding story from someone.

Ten EPL Clubs Want To Sign Defoe, Spurs Not One Of Them- Sky Sports

The guy can still play, just not for us.

Altidore to Toronto And Defoe To Sunderland In Swap Deal- Stars And Stripes FC

Somewhere, as all his stars come back from Europe to play as over-payed DPs in MLS, I imagine Jurgen Klinsmann clutching his face so hard he draws blood while he has aggressive frustration bowel movements.

Mix Signs For NYCFC- SB Nation Soccer

Jurgen with continuing frustration bowel movements, and paranoid New Yorkers wondering if Mix will end up actually playing in Manchester.

China So Bad They Turn To Ball Boy For Advice-SB Nation Soccer

So bad that the advice of a 12-year-old helped them. How often does the honest advice given by a 12-year-old boy not involve suggesting you get on PornHub?

Roma's President Spitz Hot Fire At Lazio President- SB Nation Soccer

Well it's not the most original in human history, but it is relatively rough stuff for the business game.