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Friday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links Janruary 2, 2014

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Tottenham Hotspur News and Links

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Jose and Coachettino exchange the most awkward hug of all time.
Jose and Coachettino exchange the most awkward hug of all time.
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Happy Friday Spursland!  Any comment I could make on yesterday's game would not be poetry enough to match the vintage of this moment.  So let me just leave this here as it says what I, a barely (some would say not at all) literate person, can not.

It's starting to come together Pepper, it's starting to come together.

And now the "news"

The Special One Thinks Hazard Deserves Special Treatment-Guardian

I wrote that hardline myself, what a dick Editor I would be at a newspaper.  Go ahead and read the quotes from the Portuguese manager if you want a glimpse into the mind of the least objective commenter on yesterday's match.

Mourinho Blames Defeat On "Slow" Dowd-Telegraph

Just say what you mean, like an man would and call him fat.  Like a very rude but at least not beating around the bush man.

Lamela Has Calf Injury-Sky Sports

Well something had to go wrong I guess.

Gerrard To Move To MLS At Season's End-SB Nation Soccer

Rumors has it it's LA, which would make Ryan Rosenblatt somehow more insunfferable AND adorable.

SB Nation United FC Starts The Season-SB Nation Soccer

Just play Harry Kane, it's really really simple. Just ask Jose, he will shoot you straight on this.

College Football Stuff Is Found Here

I didn't stay up to watch the end of the last game so just click that link if you want to know how it went down.