Community Hoddle of Coffee for Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Greetings, Hoddlers. Once again, Salmon Chase has run into an insurmountable conflict and cannot bring you today's random collection of links that nobody reads so they can talk about the NFL and random Reddit infidelity stories. Good thing I'm here, right? Here's a few to get you going.

And now, the news:

These stats prove Tottenham flops are finally pulling their weight - Football Fancast

Caley! CAAAAAAALEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

Ramon Vega gets his selfie with Leo Messi photobombed by Angel Di Maria - 101 Great Goals

Well, isn't this just the best thing ever?

Charlton set to sign Milos Veljkovic - Shoot.co.uk

This had BETTER NOT BE TRUE, GOL DANG IT.