Greetings, Hoddlers. Once again, Salmon Chase has run into an insurmountable conflict and cannot bring you today's random collection of links that nobody reads so they can talk about the NFL and random Reddit infidelity stories. Good thing I'm here, right? Here's a few to get you going.
And now, the news:
Well, isn't this just the best thing ever?
This had BETTER NOT BE TRUE, GOL DANG IT.