Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For January 21, 2015

Happy Spursday, Spursland! I don't like it anymore than you do gang, but all the evidence of the past few years, combined with the past few days all points in one direction: we are a selling club. And more than that, we only have two levels of selling. We sell our best players to Real Madrid, then we sell our best players (and Kyle Naughton) who don't play to Wales. Goodnight sweet prince.

And now the "news" (Sob)

Sheffield United Relish Technical Tottenham Challenge- Guardian

We are going to make you pay for selling us John Bostock, you sons of bitches.

Premier League Players "Too Nice," Says Nameless Player Who Doesn't Matter- Telegraph

Harry Kane stopped in the middle of the street where he was assisting a local pensioner across to yell over his shoulder "I'ma level you right knackered, mate." Then he continued carrying the member of the greatest generation's groceries to her flat.

Gervinho Becomes A Legend After Red Card Tantrum- SB Nation Soccer

Angelica Pickles is filing a complaint for trademark infringement #rimshot

Next Level Diving- SB Nation Soccer

Ric Flair is somewhere very proud, yet also disappointed.

Goal in 5 Seconds, The Other Team Kicked Off- SB Nation Soccer

Fuck. Yo. Couch.