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Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links January 22, 2015

Tottenham Hotspur news and links, with Phil.

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Happy Thursday, Spursland! Today is a very special Hoddle Of Coffee that I want to dedicate to my close personal friend Phil. Phill Mullins to be exact. Phil is a diehard Spurs fan who has recently perished (I assume) into the towering inferno that was the result of the tweet below -- the hottest #hottake since (insert non nuclear bomb heat metaphor here).

is our second best player behind Kane. He will develop too. He reminds me of early Ronaldo at Utd.

Here's to you, Phil. God love ya.

And now the "news"

The Guardian is Not Impressed With Ade As Captain

Well nobody was impressed. To me it didn't look like Ade had any chemistry with anyone else out there. And I initially questioned him being tossed out for a kind of important match so soon after returning from leave, but we have no Chadli, Bobby just did something, we basically had nobody else to play, and what better way to get him back in the first team and figuring out how to play with the boys than a runout in the runt of the cup litter?

Poche Defends Ade Captaincy- Telegraph

Poche's "What, you guys don't like jokes?" line not going over as well as he thought it would.

Ballotelli In A Onesie- SB Nation Sooccer

The reaction to this, if I had to guess, for (statistically speaking) 90% of women and like 10% of men would be this.

Brendan Rogers Is Insane, The Detailed Report From The Old Boss Man- SB Nation Soccer

Brendan Rogers is football's Vince McMahon. Brendan Rogers would also bury Dolph Ziggler for booking himself on an improv show ON HIS INDEPENDENT CONTRACTOR ASS'S DAY OFF!

Footballer Answers Phone During Match- SB Nation Soccer

Somehow his name is not Joe Horn.