/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/45559450/461904738.0.jpg)
Happy Tuesday, Spursland! I think we should stop fussing around with this Ings character and go out and make a splash in the transfer window. Let's sign Gamora.
God, I'm sorry, this transfer window is killing us all slowly.
And now the "news"
Sheffield United Manager Says "Things" About Our Wednesday Match- Sky Sports
I thought we were done with this and Poche looked down at this guy and was all, "you're terminated, fucker".
Top Five Managers In Spurs History- Bleacher Report
You bet your ass my BOY Harry Redknapp made the list.
Paul Pogba is The Most Exciting Player Alive- SB Nation Soccer
Not for me. He plays in Serie A which I don't watch because, like the NBA, I've seen enough evidence to believe that it is fixed, and its outcomes predetermined. For the record, I am watching the replay of the Royal Rumble pro wrestling event as I wrote that sentence. I'm just such a complicated person.
Young, Talented Athlete Signs With Whoever Paid Him The Most- SB Nation Soccer
I can NOT believe it.
108 Words About Turn Down For What- Progressive Boink
This is 100% better than what the WWE did with the Royal Rumble match. (The rest of the PPV ruled, including, gasp, a great divas match when they gave the ones that can work time to tell a story!)