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Friday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links January 30, 2015

News. And. Links.

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Happy Friday Spursland!  You guys...I am pretty sure Eriksen is the next player to go to Madrid, not Kane. [Editor's note: That's absolutely ridiculous, he's going to Barcelona to replace Xavi.]


And now the "news"

Spurs Looking At Young German Striker-Shoot

I would be much more excited if it was not a young German striker but instead a "battle tested midfielder of known quality".

Eriksen Showing That Spurs' £110 Million Spending Spree Not A TOTAL Waste-Mirror

Thank you Mirror, We sought validation in our decisions from you, and you have given us what we crazed. Bless you.

Totti Does Ronaldo Impression-SB Nation Soccer

But can he do Tracy Morgan?

Jackson Martinez Don't Give No F**ks About What "Should" Work-SB Nation Physics

Probably an accident, he said in an EPIC heel turn.

Turan Through His Shoe At A Ref, No Red Card-SB Nation Soccer

Fear is a powerful motivator.  You don't show a red to a guy after he throws a shoe at you.  because that guy is already pissed, and he still has another shoe. Gotta use your noodle.

Do NOT Put This S**t On Youtube-Uproxx

As someone who works with teenagers, if you don't physically watch them delete something off their phone, that s**t is on YouTube.