Happy Spursday, Spursland! Oh my, oh my, oh my. It's an FA Cup day, where we expect to see some rotation, so now we have the lower rent version of our striker question: Soldado or Adebayor? Crappy player for long stretch, or crappy player for longer stretches? IT'S ANYBODY'S GUESS!
And now the "news"
But not for long right? Cause I was kind of looking forward to like two more seasons of you sending twinges down my spine, causing my hips to gyrate every time you touch the ball like Bale used to. And get used to those comparisons.
OK maybe that answers the crap and crappier question.
How does he always lose? All the greatest armies ever assembled lost to puny weaklings at least once. The Romans, the Mongols, The Lizard council ruling over earth in Secret. Everyone loses to the weakling at some point, but feeble Wenger continues to lose battles with his mighty, undefeated coat.
Ryan Rosenblatt, who I constantly mock for his west coast leanings, took to his twitter account (which you WILL follow) to carefully explain why this is stupid for the Galaxy. And it is exceedingly stupid for a defending champion with an already awesome midfield. But just go see what Ryan posted, then click the follow button so you can see him post about making tamales and drinking too much. (Ed. note: Yep)
How cursed can you get? I mean we got Adele, Steve Nash, Me, and Henry Hill. How do they get saddled with that douche? I mean these things happen, Arsenal were saddled with Osama Bin Laden. But that almost makes sense. Evertonians are good people and they don't deserve this.