Happy Spursday, Spursland! Today, Tottenham Hotspur play Monaco in the Europa League, which is probably going to be a pretty great test for some of our fringe players. Monaco aren't as good as they were last season, but they've still retained a lot of talented players, and they should be taking this tournament seriously.
And now the "news."
Because everything is bad and nothing matters.
Shouldn't @England be some government thing?
He says he'd have won the title if he got the Bale money and he was close to signing Santi Cazorla.
"We are going to be ready physically and mentally. Monaco are a good team but I think if we go there determined to win we can be victorious." Nice clickbait headline, BBC!
Football fans are the worst. Ban them.
It's starting. The NFL will have a minor league that signs 18-year-olds within five years.
We close with Shakhtar Donetsk's awful finishing.