Happy Monday, fam. Who's scared about Harry Kane?!? Are we worried now?!? Because he wasn't great even besides the own goal and I think the best thing that we can do is panic. You have my permission to panic.
And now the "news."
Poche's verdict | Official team site
"We created lots of chances, completely dominated the game but that's football, we need to accept it," said our manager. And I don't accept it, because Chelsea are going to stop being crap soon and Liverpool are going to hire a better manager.
Carra says "Liverpool becoming Tottenham" | ESPN FC
Well, probably not. Give Swiss Ramble a read sometime. But in two years, sure!
Townsend's stats underline why he's frustrating | HITC
I thought Caley told me his shots were less dumb but maybe I was hallucinating.
Liverpool ready to appoint Klopp | Mirror
Someone found a lost "Epic of Gilgamesh verse | Live Science
This is dope af.
We close with some excellent goalkeeping by Bernd Leno. Happy Monday.