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Monday morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for October 5, 2015

On Harry Kane, Liverpool turning into us and the Epic of Gilgamesh.

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Happy Monday, fam. Who's scared about Harry Kane?!? Are we worried now?!? Because he wasn't great even besides the own goal and I think the best thing that we can do is panic. You have my permission to panic.

And now the "news."

Poche's verdict | Official team site

"We created lots of chances, completely dominated the game but that's football, we need to accept it," said our manager. And I don't accept it, because Chelsea are going to stop being crap soon and Liverpool are going to hire a better manager.

Carra says "Liverpool becoming Tottenham" | ESPN FC

Well, probably not. Give Swiss Ramble a read sometime. But in two years, sure!

Townsend's stats underline why he's frustrating | HITC

I thought Caley told me his shots were less dumb but maybe I was hallucinating.

Liverpool ready to appoint Klopp | Mirror

Who's scared?

Someone found a lost "Epic of Gilgamesh verse | Live Science

This is dope af.

We close with some excellent goalkeeping by Bernd Leno. Happy Monday.