Monday morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for October 5, 2015

Happy Monday, fam. Who's scared about Harry Kane?!? Are we worried now?!? Because he wasn't great even besides the own goal and I think the best thing that we can do is panic. You have my permission to panic.

And now the "news."

Poche's verdict | Official team site

"We created lots of chances, completely dominated the game but that's football, we need to accept it," said our manager. And I don't accept it, because Chelsea are going to stop being crap soon and Liverpool are going to hire a better manager.

Carra says "Liverpool becoming Tottenham" | ESPN FC

Well, probably not. Give Swiss Ramble a read sometime. But in two years, sure!

Townsend's stats underline why he's frustrating | HITC

I thought Caley told me his shots were less dumb but maybe I was hallucinating.

Liverpool ready to appoint Klopp | Mirror

Who's scared?

Someone found a lost "Epic of Gilgamesh verse | Live Science

This is dope af.

We close with some excellent goalkeeping by Bernd Leno. Happy Monday.