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Happy Friday, gang. You've had a really difficult week at work, so take your lunch break at about 11. Then, have a couple of adult beverages at the restaurant. From the restaurant, call your work and tell them you're ill and you're going to go home for the day. Why? Because you deserve it.
And now the "news."
As Tottenham come to life, break comes at inopportune time | ESPN FC
We just drew and Son's hurt and Kane can't hit the broad side of a barn, but sure. Go with that.
Harry Kane and Theo Walcott head England's forward thinking | The Guardian
Wayne Rooney is out, so your boy Harry is getting a shot.
Tottenham's Marcus Edwards and Kazaiah Sterling score in 8-0 England U17 win | HITC
They'll leave for Barcelona soon.
Tottenham to assess Heung-Min Son injury on Friday | Sky Sports
Brace yourself for bad news.
Liverpool confirm Klopp appointment
Well shoot.
The company behind the world's most popular drone just built the ultimate selfie stick | The Verge
Drone selfies are the very near, common future.
We close with Chile obliterating Brazil's defense like they're not even there.