Happy Friday, gang. You've had a really difficult week at work, so take your lunch break at about 11. Then, have a couple of adult beverages at the restaurant. From the restaurant, call your work and tell them you're ill and you're going to go home for the day. Why? Because you deserve it.
And now the "news."
We just drew and Son's hurt and Kane can't hit the broad side of a barn, but sure. Go with that.
Wayne Rooney is out, so your boy Harry is getting a shot.
They'll leave for Barcelona soon.
Brace yourself for bad news.
Drone selfies are the very near, common future.
We close with Chile obliterating Brazil's defense like they're not even there.