It's the international break and it sucks. Spurs are coming off an emotional game against their arch-rivals and now we have two weeks without meaningful football while the players head off with their national teams to do... something, I guess. Hopefully not get injured. SO BORED.
But screw that, let's have some fun. Blatantly stealing an idea from SB Nation Aston Villa blog 7500 to Holte, I started plugging Spurs names into an anagram generator to see what comes out. The results were... well, see for yourself.
Thankfully, this is not an issue with which we have to be worried about too much. As one of the best defenders on one of the best defensive teams in the Premier League, thankfully he's not belated very often.
Dier wetly labored
Rainy Tuesday night in Stoke, m8.
You try hitting Christian in the face and see how happy it makes him.
Yeah, I got nothing on this one.
Hurl igloos, roil ghouls
Both things that Hugo Lloris can do. Because he's Hugo Lloris.
I like this one. Why buy your own modem from Walmart or whatever when you can just sublease Moussa's modem? I'm sure he'll give you a fair price, and you can get full access to his wireless network, "MooseNet."
GET IT M8 ITS BECAUSE HE'S SH!T HURR HURR HURR
In other words, everyone speak with a Cockney accent. Dele demands it.
When you're done watching the footie, check your post for an important flyer from Lamela's Plumbing and Heating offering you 20% off emergency services.
Macho curio petition
"Only one person is man enough to buy this Willow Tree figurine in public at the mall for his lady friend... AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Rancid leach, a child caner, a darn cliché
Man, Nacer sounds like a real bastard, doesn't he? But he scores goals...
Innate ball ebb
But he's been injured all season...!
Tendons onwards, drown sandstone
I'm sure there's something deeply insightful to say about this, but I'm too busy irrationally giggling at "tendons onwards."
My God, even the anagrams know!
Cartilage Free Captain
A fanatical epic regret
Congratulations, here's our new blog tag line. Also aptly describes this entire article.
Put your own favorite anagrams in the comments! (But please nothing lewd, these are our players!)