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Happy Tuesday, Spursland!
And what a happy week it is. Aside from being the form team in England we are also a devilishly handsome bunch of lads on the pitch. Terrible taste Tuesday is not about being beautiful, however, it is about reveling in the terrible. So this week I ask you, kindly, who has the worst hair on Tottenham? For years we've marveled at the strong hair game of Berbatov, Niko, Scotty, Aaron Lennon, and Jan, but we've so rarely discussed the other end of the spectrum.
No longer, I say. Let's talk about bad hair, and let's do it now.
And now for the "news":
Pochettino laughs at the fixture schedule| BBC
And then he farts in the schedule maker's general direction.
Brazilian forward has agent fly to London to seal Spurs move| Squawka
What is it about forwards from Brazil possibly coming to Tottenham that the rumor mill just absolutely loves? I'm not saying this is Leandro-esque, because my god we have a ways to go for that to be realized, but this one is starting to be annoying.
Eric Dier says Spurs are ditching the soft label| Mirror
So you say it, too. You hear? My god for your own sake say it louder so he knows you understand.
This is a crazy goal| SB Nation Lookit
From the Portland-Dallas game the other night. Reminds me of that Papisse Cisse goal against Chelsea a couple years ago, only bending the opposite direction.
Rafa Benitez has full support of Real Madrid board| SB Nation Soccer
Which is kind of like Anthony Bourdain telling a fat pig that he's safe, no harm will come to him in this week's episode.