A Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links November 25, 2015

Happy Wednesday, Spursland!

This time of year there are so many recycled rumors it makes me think of sequels and how they just keep getting made. The January moves we have been linked with are downright depressing in how little the rags are actually trying anymore.

So in honor of you all making lists lately, I'll make my own and hope you follow suit.

Worst rags when it comes to Spurs rumors:

1. The Sun

2. Daily Star

3. Metro

4. Mirror

5. Daily Mail

6. Daily and Sunday Express

They are all worse than the worst haircut on our team.

And now for the "news":

All the Belgiums? Yes, all the Belgiums| Metro

But not really.

The only possible reason he comes to Tottenham this January is if Jan needs a new board game compatriot to destroy.

Mainz attacker linked to Spurs| Metro

Wait, I haven't heard this one before. Kudos to you, Metro! Despite us literally overflowing with attacking midfielders and being almost 100% unlikely I give you credit for giving me a rumor to read that I haven't seen before. Such is the mundanity of my life.

John Terry unlikely to face Spurs because the pitch was a meanie| London Evening Standard

:)

Defoe claims to see similarities between Bale and Duncan Watmore| Daily Mail

This would be an interesting story but we know this has to be a total fabrication; Jermain hasn't picked up his head to look at a teammate in ages.

Let's talk about Iniesta| SB Nation Soccer

Most of the stuff about this weekend was fixated on the failure of Madrid. This focuses on the lingering magic of Andres Iniesta.