Happy Wednesday, Spursland!
This time of year there are so many recycled rumors it makes me think of sequels and how they just keep getting made. The January moves we have been linked with are downright depressing in how little the rags are actually trying anymore.
So in honor of you all making lists lately, I'll make my own and hope you follow suit.
Worst rags when it comes to Spurs rumors:
1. The Sun
2. Daily Star
5. Daily Mail
6. Daily and Sunday Express
They are all worse than the worst haircut on our team.
And now for the "news":
But not really.
The only possible reason he comes to Tottenham this January is if Jan needs a new board game compatriot to destroy.
Wait, I haven't heard this one before. Kudos to you, Metro! Despite us literally overflowing with attacking midfielders and being almost 100% unlikely I give you credit for giving me a rumor to read that I haven't seen before. Such is the mundanity of my life.
This would be an interesting story but we know this has to be a total fabrication; Jermain hasn't picked up his head to look at a teammate in ages.
Most of the stuff about this weekend was fixated on the failure of Madrid. This focuses on the lingering magic of Andres Iniesta.