Happy Thursday, Spursland! And not just any Thursday, Thanksgiving Thursday...for many of us. We'll just pretend you all are giving thanks, too.
In the spirit of celebrating a successful Harvest, I would like to say I'm thankful for Dele Alli's right boot, left boot, and footballing brain. Toby A. is a main reason our team is looking so good and I am thankful for him even if his haircut is less than desirable. Son and Clinton are both direct, pacy players that are making this team a handful for opponents.
The Harvest has been bountiful, and unlike the Hunger Games, life giving. Long may it continue.
Also, hopefully we can all be thankful for securing a spot in the knockout stages of the Europa League later today. #COYS
And now for the "news":
These are not the sexiest reading topics, yet I give thanks for them.
HELLO FROM THE LAND OF FIIIIIIIIIRE. PLEASE GIVE A BREAK TO ERIC DIIIIIIIIIER. Little Tom Carroll, he's waited so long, if you just play him, our doubts will be gone...
Really, how do people get paid to write articles like these? I was born to shoot from the hip. I barely need a living wage, just let me say crazy things!