Happy Thursday, Spursland! And not just any Thursday, Thanksgiving Thursday...for many of us. We'll just pretend you all are giving thanks, too.
In the spirit of celebrating a successful Harvest, I would like to say I'm thankful for Dele Alli's right boot, left boot, and footballing brain. Toby A. is a main reason our team is looking so good and I am thankful for him even if his haircut is less than desirable. Son and Clinton are both direct, pacy players that are making this team a handful for opponents.
The Harvest has been bountiful, and unlike the Hunger Games, life giving. Long may it continue.
Also, hopefully we can all be thankful for securing a spot in the knockout stages of the Europa League later today. #COYS
And now for the "news":
Kenny McEvoy, Europa, and Andros: what a trifecta| Express
These are not the sexiest reading topics, yet I give thanks for them.
Hugo says the team believes despite having to fly five hours for a match in Baku| Mirror
HELLO FROM THE LAND OF FIIIIIIIIIRE. PLEASE GIVE A BREAK TO ERIC DIIIIIIIIIER. Little Tom Carroll, he's waited so long, if you just play him, our doubts will be gone...
Charlie predicts the Europa League| Sky Sports
Really, how do people get paid to write articles like these? I was born to shoot from the hip. I barely need a living wage, just let me say crazy things!