Happy Tuesday, Spurs fans. Monday matches are the worst, but that one was kind of fun. Oh sure the bottom of the table team gave us a pretty good scare there for a while, but we're still unbeaten heading into two big matches later this week. And we're winning the Adebayor Cup, that's pretty neat.
And now, the "news."
Josh Onomah "buzzing" after his EPL debut | Twitter
I love you Joshy (see, Kevin just started a thing), but you can't be buzzing. Only Harry Kane can be buzzing. STOP BUZZING.
45 years ago today, Motherwell beat Tottenham | motherwell-mad.co.uk
This was in the Texaco Cup in 1970. To the best of my knowledge, Spurs and Motherwell haven't played since. Seems like an arbitrary thing to celebrate. But I guess if you're a Motherwell supporter you take your pleasures while you can, right?
Harry Kane strike helps his cousin win £5000 | SportsMole
Because somehow, despite Kane doing absolutely nothing wrong and sports betting being rampant throughout the UK, this is a story.
Mourinho will be sacked on Sunday, regardless of outcome | We Ain't Got No History
I don't like it. Chelsea are much better when they're hilariously bad and in a tailspin, not when they're rebuilding under new management.