Happy Friday, Spursland!
And what a Friday it is. Even though there will be a week between tomorrow's match and next week's this feels like the official beginning of the holiday period, and I could not be any more excited. What's better than gnawing our nails to the bone because Spurs are drawing, trying to fend off waves of aggressive nephews, and popping antacids like candy due to threat level orange reflux every couple days?
The answer is, and I may be projecting a bit here, nothing. That's what.
Happy Holidays, everyone, and come on you Spurs.
And now for the "news":
If memory serves me correctly, this site had some interesting things to say about recent transfers. I'm not sure which version of the site I like better: upstart attempting journalism or upstart that aspires to be the TMZ of football.
Dare I predict his first Premier League brace on Saturday? Oh, I dare.
There was something weird about the way this all fell apart. Additionally, where does he go from here?