Happy Monday, Spursland!
This is a little bit of a true manic Monday for me as I'm taking part in the time honored tradition of holiday travel. When you're reading this, I may very well be 30,000 feet in the air, eating a bag of peanuts, definitely not worried about the airline messing up my luggage.
Then I have 35 minutes to connect to my next flight so I don't miss it. No big deal.
So in honor of missing things (which I hope not to do) today we pay homage to Virgil van Dijk's epic swing and miss on Harry Kane's brilliant goal on Saturday with a series of gifs. You'll make a hero's clearance or get a straight red card with a similar challenge one of these days, Virgil, keep swinging for those fences.
And now for the "news":
Harry's in the dell/ Harry's in the dell/ hi ho the merry oh/ Harry's in the dell
*Vin note: if you've never seen The Wire, you won't get this, and shame on you.
Well, not really, but that sounds more fun than what he really said which was still kind of cool.
Please do not group us in with the Ed Woodward madness, media at large. Thank you.
I like how they assume people don't know what Instagram is and publish things that happen there.
He will only break your heart. Or be the personification of existentialism. Definitely one of those two, though.