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A Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links December 22, 2015

Terrible taste Tuesday gets topical

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Happy Tuesday, Spursland!

There are whisperings, ever so faint, that we will be back in for Saido Berahino once the transfer window opens again in a couple weeks. While this makes for four weeks of ridiculous posturing from both sides and more A+ brooding from the young striker, there are some red flags to this deal that should be noted. Aside from being a cryptic tweeter, an awful pouter, and general malcontent, the guy seems to get out of shape rather quickly.

I'm not saying it's Mido 2.0, but I'm not saying it wouldn't be either.

This Terrible taste Tuesday I want you to name your favorite out of shape Spurs player of all time. It's taking everything I've got not to make a longer list, but I want this to be as "fun" for you as it was for me.

Have a happy trip down not match fit memory lane!

And now for the "news":

The article that inspired this week's theme| The Telegraph

In which Tottenham are also said to be tracking Demarai Gray of Birmingham City. No mention of his eating and training habits are made, but I'm going to assume they're top drawer.

The guys engage in some Secret Santa Banter|

How is "Banter" not one of the reindeer pulling the sleigh? A travesty in my honest opinion.

Which Premier League team has the toughest schedule in the next two weeksSky Sports

Not us! That being said: who's ready to drop some points and gnash teeth??