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Happy Thursday, Spursland! Hey look, the sun rose over planet earth AGAIN. Can this thing BE more predictable?
And now the "news"
Beckham Hails England's Kane- The FA
Remember when Ireland was trying to get Kane to play for them? Well even though he ruled that out last August, but as of now I believe he could just change his mind and pull on a green shirt, which would crush exactly 53.01 million (according to 2011 stats) souls.
Why Harry Kane MUST Make The England Squad-F ootball Republic
As previously outlined about, no he doesn't.
It Doesn't Matter If United Are A Long Ball Team- The Busby Babe
No it doesn't, because they are evil for many other reasons.
Paul Lambert Sacked At Aston Villa- 7500 To Hotle
Aston Villa is a black hole. I don't think anyone is succeeding there as it stands. Please follow 7500 To Hotle on Twitter for a glimpse at what true depression is like.
LeBron Looks Amazing In Amy Schumer's Upcoming Comedy- SB Nation
Fun fact, the guy telling John Cena to pipe down in that trailer once had a ten minute guest spot on a comedy show in front of my friend Tony, and he took all of 45 minutes to get off stage, just making my boy wait. What a dick.