Happy Friday, Spursland! We play West Ham next. West Ham MIGHT hire Tim Sherrwood. I REALLY want them to hire him before the 22nd.
And now the "news"
Kane Worthy Of England Place, Says Smart Guy Roy- BBC
"Ya think so?," responds entire nation.
Rooney Still England's Starting Forward- USA Today
"Oh thank god," responded every other national team.
English Football Is Still Pretty Racist- SB Nation Soccer
As if I needed further evidence for my theory that people are the worst. I mean, I really thought I had all the proof I needed after that video of porn stars reading their hate mail (NSFW audio), and the Star Wars prequels. But yes seriously people are the worst.
Seriously, what more proof that racism exists than the commentary from the white writer on an article about racism, pivoted to shitty movies and sex performers, instead of focusing on racism.
Fox Wins Rights To 2026 World Cup- SB Nation Corruption
The corruption part might be a bit over the top, considering I have put zero effort into substantiating that claim. Then again, it's FIFA.
Rutgers Player Air Balls Lay Up- SB Nation
He is so embarrassed that he doesn't know what to do with his hands afterward. That moment ... just delicious. I want to drink it all in and savor the flavor. I want it to be the flavor of my tooth paste.