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Happy Monday, Spursland! Oh gang, oh hoo hoo, hee hee. Oh, it's hilarious. Let me tell you this funny thing that happened. The people who run football, they had this great idea; Lets take a break one weekend from playing the league games everyone wants and instead play meaningless, vaguely organized international games instead. It will give national team managers valuable time to injure players that teams are counting on and paying lots of money to. And then -- AND HERE IS WHERE IT GETS HILARIOUS! -- after everyone comes back, to make up for the lost weekend there will be fixture congestion. For example, Spurs have a stretch coming up of six games in just 16 days. GENIUS!!!
For the record, that's just something one of the writers said, and longtime readers know I don't fact check things, I can't it makes me sleepy.
And now the "news"
Frothy Talk Of New England Generation Just Doesn't Add Up- Guardian
I think the bigger problem here is the blatant rabies symptoms being displayed. Frothiness from around the mouth is really a very troubling thing.
Hey Look All The Stories On The Telegraph's Tottenham Tab Are About Other Teams- Telegraphs
The above may not be true by the time this is posted, or you read it. But just trust me, it is right now, and that's fucking dumb. Top four stories on the page? Two United stories, two Liverpool stories. Way to go, Telegraph, you are killing it.
I've been monitoring 7500 To Hotle in recent days, and I find it hilarious how much optimism there is over there considering several of our writers put together multiple posts alongside their staff detailing exactly how much this dude sucks.
Zlatan's New Tattoo's Are For Word Hunger Awareness- SB Nation Soccer
It's like he is actively campaigning for Ryan Rosenblatt to somehow love him more.
Neymar And Messi Beat An Entire Team- SB Nation Soccer
In a shocking development, these two are good at soccer.