It's been a while since we here at Cartilage Free Captain have spit hot fire at one of our countless inferior opponents. After years of humiliating victories have sent countless second-rate teams plummeting down the football pyramid in shame, we decided to let the rest of the Premier League's obvious inferiority speak for itself.
But then some purple-clad bozos thought they could bring it, and this could not be tolerated.
If you're a Fiorentina fan, that's too bad. Your team sucks and you're going to get relegated. And knocked out of the Europa League while you're at it.