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Wednesday Morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News and Links for Feb. 18th, 2015

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Tottenham Hotspur news and links. Jokes sold separately.

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Good Wednesday to you, Tottenham Hotspur supporters. Today is the calm before the storm, the day before we go on to play six in 16. Breathe deep; another season defining stretch is upon us. And in honor of breathing, and music in the Hoddle, I'll leave this here. *Some possibly NSFW lyrics.

And now for the "news":

Conte message to Spurs: Fiorentina's fullbacks suck- Mirror

Sorry we're not sorry, Viola Nation. As if Ben Daniels dropping that ether was not bad enough, now you have the Azzurri manager spitting this hot fire. Even Dylan is impressed.

Young man who likes posing for pictures with guns scores- Citiblog

Remember when they gave the number eight shirt to Scott Parker when Jermaine Jenas was still on the team? Paulihno, could you step into my office? We have to talk.

Andros Townsend and GF are kinda cyberstalked, stalking poses as journalism- Daily Mail

Normally, I would not link to the Mail, but holy hell, how much cocaine is this article on?

Why I support Tim Sherwood's appointment despite Spurs fans predicting disaster- 7500 to Holte

That's the actual title of the piece, not a joke. The poor b*******.

Awful racism is awful- WAGNH

This is no time to feel self-righteous, and make blanket statements about Chelsea fans. This isn't us versus them. This is bigger than football rivalry. Bigotry, in any form, is loathsome. This is decent human beings versus hate.

A series of dancing gifs- Deadspin

Ending on a lighter note. Plus, there's more talent in these three clips than I saw in years of my ex-girlfriend watching the Kardashians whine their way to stardom.