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Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For February 19, 2015

Tottenham Hotspur news and links, with a story.

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Happy Spursday, Spursland! Oh man, funny story yesterday gang: I cleared my entire schedule of important work obligations to watch Spurs vs those Purple idiots. Then I discovered the game is today and I can't watch it. I hate everything.

And now the "news"

Does Europa League Damage The Season?- BBC

No, as long as you don't have two domestic cup competitions. Oh.

Poche Welcomes Fixture Congestion- Sky Sports

This statement, for some reason, reminds me of Al Franken's classic book "Lying Liars and the Lies They Tell."

Schalke's Tifo Was Amazing- SB Nation Soccer

And then they lost. Probably.

45-Yard Own Goal- SB Nation Soccer

That defense is as functional as congress #rimshot.

Roses Are Red, Rockets Are Also Red- SB Nation Soccer

'ouch" the netting was heard to exclaim.

Athletes Like Kevin Durant Don't Owe You Anything- SB Nation

Except taxes, which are paid to the government who represents me( and others) ... so faulty logic there,   kids.