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Happy Spursday, Spursland! Oh man, funny story yesterday gang: I cleared my entire schedule of important work obligations to watch Spurs vs those Purple idiots. Then I discovered the game is today and I can't watch it. I hate everything.
And now the "news"
Does Europa League Damage The Season?- BBC
No, as long as you don't have two domestic cup competitions. Oh.
Poche Welcomes Fixture Congestion- Sky Sports
This statement, for some reason, reminds me of Al Franken's classic book "Lying Liars and the Lies They Tell."
Schalke's Tifo Was Amazing- SB Nation Soccer
And then they lost. Probably.
45-Yard Own Goal- SB Nation Soccer
That defense is as functional as congress #rimshot.
Roses Are Red, Rockets Are Also Red- SB Nation Soccer
'ouch" the netting was heard to exclaim.
Athletes Like Kevin Durant Don't Owe You Anything- SB Nation
Except taxes, which are paid to the government who represents me( and others) ... so faulty logic there, kids.