Harry Kane used to play for Arsenal. It's true, and theoretically sad. Theoretically because a) it makes sense that a boy would play for whoever gave him a chance when he was seven years old b) his playing for Arsenal gave us a top Harry quote.
When asked about playing for Gunners and the photo of him in red, Harry said, "I wanted to wear a Tottenham kit but I don't think it would've gone down well!"
Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) February 2, 2015
Even seven-year-old Harry knew!
We forgive you, Harry. You are the GOAT.