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Hey, Tottenham fans! Do you know what day it is today? Huh? HUH? What day is it today? That's right, it's the day before the Europa League second leg matches! WOOP WOOP! Salmon Chase's internet is apparently run by propane and they're fresh out of propane, so he's unable to take care of the Hoddle today. As your benevolent dictator, I shall have to assume control and give you your daily dose of links that you don't read so you can post Calvin & Hobbes comics in the comments.
West Ham probed by FA after fans mock the disabled in chants directed at Harry Kane -- Daily Mail
Hey, HEY! Nobody gets to make fun of Harry Kane's voice except us on Wheeler Dealer Radio! Leave it to West Ham fans to make sure Chelsea doesn't get to remain in the a****le spotlight for too long.
Iron lays FA racism charge at Spurs fans -- claretandhugh.info
Yeah, uh, Spurs fans? This ain't cool either. The Romani are a beautiful and peaceful people and don't deserve this.
Van der Vaart linked with move to MLS -- HITC
How badly do I want this to happen? Pretty darned badly.
Tottenham eyeing £15m bid for Malaga midfielder Ignacio Camacho -- Metro
I can't say I know much about Camacho, but people who are much smarter and knowledgable about football than me have said that it'd be a good signing. I agree, assuming we sell Capoue, Paulinho, and possibly Stambouli first.
Gary Neville: Kane "hard to ignore" -- FA.com
Sooooo this means we won't be seeing him in the U21 Euro Championships this summer then, huh?