On Tuesday, Tottenham Hotspur tweeted a wonderful series of photos of Harry Kane, Ryan Mason, and manager Mauricio Pochettino celebrating Kane's and Mason's new contracts, to go along with a nice article on Tottenham's official website.
Isn't that a wonderful photo? Such respectable young men celebrating an important moment in their history with the club. And not a thigh tattoo in sight.
Naturally, we all took to Twitter to have some fun with it.
"At Mauricio and Lads Quality Autos, we're committed to helping you get the car that's right for YOUR budget." pic.twitter.com/3XalnoCdAD— Chillie M. (@williemcquaid) February 3, 2015
"Here at the Law Office of Mason, Pochettino and Kane, we handle only the toughest personal injury cases." pic.twitter.com/TUbKJ998OK— Dustin Gerber Martin (@dustingm) February 3, 2015
"Looking to grow your investment portfolio? Come visit Hotspur Wealth Management and speak to an advisor today!" pic.twitter.com/croL4ImeqN— Chillie M. (@williemcquaid) February 3, 2015
"Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christian Eriksen?" pic.twitter.com/0QD4aQzS69— Violence (@PhilKenSaban) February 4, 2015
Your fish was overcooked, your beans were soggy, please pack your knives and go pic.twitter.com/136qHbdwk2— Andy (@theroosevelts) February 4, 2015
"Yes Madrid, please tell us more about this special partnership." pic.twitter.com/ZumjbBDcLi— Brett Doggett (@BrettDoggett) February 4, 2015
"Why deez nuts, of course." pic.twitter.com/DnX5yeCGdn— Skipjack (@Skipjack0079) February 4, 2015
Look guys I've done this before, just shut the fuck up and smile and they'll never know we smoked anything. pic.twitter.com/C4pppH2hMy— Unfitforpurpose (@unfitforpurpose) February 4, 2015
"We are completely nude from the waist down." pic.twitter.com/GJ4GPhXFZO— Violence (@PhilKenSaban) February 4, 2015
"Ade, we're selling you to West Ham." pic.twitter.com/TUbKJ998OK— Dustin Gerber Martin (@dustingm) February 4, 2015