Happy Wednesday, Spursland! Hey ... psssst ... you know what week this is?
IT'S HATE WEEK, BABY. WE PLAY THOSE RED-SHIRTED MORONS THIS WEEKEND SO LET'S GET THE HYPE TRAIN GOING, MY LOVELIES.
Wow we used to have a lot of fun around here in the early days with called the Friday GIF party. Now it is not Friday, but it's hate week and we haven't really kick started this thing right yet so what the hell GIF PARTY IN THE COMMENTS PEOPLE.
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And now the "news"
This is by no small means an understatement. £5 million is a ton to a club of this size. And you know what? I am glad they got it. Ever since the club moved to Buckinghamshire, they have consistently been shit on for moving out of Wimbledon. And that was really terrible for the Wimbledon fans, but it's eight years on now and they have developed their new fans at their new location and they are playing lots of young local players, and that's GREAT. Now this money will be reinvested into the future of those young kids left behind. Good for you guys.
My theory: they were being dicks about "getting the shots in before we lose the light" and he just really needed to poop. Call me crazy, but that is a holding it in face. I know that is simplistic, maybe even juvenile, but I think it just makes sense. Then again, maybe I'm just projecting my own current feelings as I write this.
Rumored replacement? I swear to god it's Tim Sherrwood. Is Russo writing this?
Is there anything this man can't do? He is even a world class adorable dad.
Why can't we have nice things. This taints one of the truly most fun MMA main events in my memory, and I have seen everything, and I mean everything. I watched my first MMA event at UFC 4 and I haven't missed one since. This was awesome and now it's just tainted.