Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links Febraury 5, 2015

Happy Thursday Spursland! So gang i guess this is it.  The FCC is moving to make the Internet a utility.  Basically net neutrality is kind a thing now. Such sad news no longer can the big fish, like Cartilage Free Captain can hold down the clearly smaller and inferior fish like (cough The Short Fuse cough). Such a sad day.  We will just have to get by being clearly better and covering a superior team. #hateweek

And now the "news"

Ade Frustrated Levy Nixed West Ham Loan-Guardian

This has to be out of spite over the Olympic stadium thing, because Adebayor going to such a crap team would have seen him get minutes, put him in the shop window so to speak and it isn't like he would single-handedly lead west ham to finish above us so why not?  Daniel Levy remembers all wrongs.  Even though he was in the wrong and nobody wanted to move to that stadium and he probably was covertly spying on West Ham's offices.

Ade Apologizes To Spurs Fans-Telegraph

Look who decided to help out your boy. I got space I need to fill every g*****n day and sometimes it's hard to find Spurs news to kick start your morning.  I haven't seen one person contribute so much on one day since the days of Harry Redknapp.

Apparently Red Cards Are Sometimes Circles-SB Nation Soccer

This is actually the signal for the Mafia guys in the crowd that this is the guy carrying the "package".

Jurgen Klinsman Said Something Stupid About The MLS Schedule, Probably Not Good At Math-Stars And Stripes FC

And for these sins (and maybe others) my BOY Ryan Rosenblatt takes him to the woodshed.

What You Need To Know About The Cop Libertadores-SB Nation Soccer

In the words of Kevin (which is to say everyone #weareallkevin) "They are all good enough to recognize they are good, but mediocre enough that crazy stuff happens ALL the time".  The man should be in advertising 'cause now I'm gonna watch.