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Happy Friday, Spursland! Hate Week is coming to a close, gang. Tomorrow is the big game, the one we've been waiting for, the reason we will be drinking at 7 am. But let's not let this "hate" thing continue as a regular thing. It is, after all, really just good natured fun. You know, a little bit of ribbing and #banter. So instead of me writing a hate-fueled over-testosteroned, flamethrower of a take down of those probably nice people, lets all bask in the loving glow of this story out of Villanova University.
Happy North London Derby, everyone!
And now the "news"
"I Always Wanted To Keep Adebayor," Says Poche- Guardian
I am glad you did, because If Harry goes down injured, we are in a tight spot asking Soldado to lead the attack. I mean we are in a tough spot with Ade too, but it's nice to have options, even if they are crappy options.
Eriksen Can Be Best In The League, Says Poche- Sky Sports
WE KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
The AFCON Wants To Be Like England In The 80's.- SB Nation Soccer
The CAF is reaching out to Margret Thatcher about taking over control of the governing body. An offer is out to Allen Moore to pen the opposition-fueled graphic novel, and everyone will go back to just nothing out of the ordinary is going on with Liberace.
The Universe Hates QPR's Next Manager- SB Nation Soccer
Also Harry Redknapp hates whoever it is going to be. It's the only reason I can think of for his outlandish personnel decisions. It is like the man is evaluating players based off their ratings in FIFA 08.
Chelsea Are Winning The Transfer Game- SB Nation Soccer
This has been a fact for years, it's time that someone said it.